Unicorns, as I understand the lore, are supposed to snuggle with puppies on motivational posters in children’s bedrooms. This unicorn, however, did not get the puppy-snuggling memo, possibly because he is PURE EVIL. From our list of 100 Things to Draw When You’re Bored, here is an evil, demotivational, meaniepants unicorn, also known as #56:
Don’t be too sad about the Evil Unicorn, though, because after he dream crushes you, our very own version of Mary Poppins will come straight down to console you and help you clean your room. (Judging by the way she dresses, however, I’m not sure her idea of clean will mesh with yours.)
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