An Evil Unicorn and a Wonderfully Strange Mary Poppins: Free Digital Stamps

Unicorns, as I understand the lore, are supposed to snuggle with puppies on motivational posters in children’s bedrooms.  This unicorn, however, did not get the puppy-snuggling memo, possibly because he is PURE EVIL.  From our list of 100 Things to Draw When You’re Bored, here is an evil, demotivational, meaniepants unicorn, also known as #56:

 

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Don’t be too sad about the Evil Unicorn, though, because after he dream crushes you, our very own version of Mary Poppins will come straight down to console you and help you clean your room.  (Judging by the way she dresses, however, I’m not sure her idea of clean will mesh with yours.)

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  1. How in the hell did I miss this fabulous beast and his sentiment that is clearly in need of being sent, as greeting cards, to all my friends? Thank you for giving me a mission! 🙂 I'm off to crush hopes and dreams via the postal service. No one's ever done that before, I bet!

    • Hahahahaha! I don't know how you missed it, Scrappyrat, but I could not be happier that you're going to crush the hopes and dreams of all your compadres through the mail. You are a trail blazer, and the women of wonderstrange have your back!

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